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So, it’s gift time for the boss!  Do you give another “World’s Greatest Boss”  mug or a set of golf balls again?  All the gifts you know he’d like are way out of your price range, and frankly, you don’t really like him that well anyway!  The best business gift ideas are the ones that compliment the recipients  hobbies and pastimes but in a funny way.  Even though these gifts are gags which get the laughter flowing, they also have a practical side. 

When you saw the movie “Wild Hogs”, did you recognize a couple of people from your own office, a boss, a coworker, a client or even an assistant?   Knowing someone is a weekend Harley rider gives you a great gift giving opportunity.   In fact, it lends itself to perfect business gift ideas that will make the whole “what the heck do I get” shopping experience much easier!

Knowing you’re dealing with a biker, whether they seem stuffy in the office or not, lets you know there’s a wild man / woman buried under those layers of staunch professionalism.  Little does the world know that underneath that proper business attire lays a wind in the hair, biker bar attending and leather chap wearing free spirit, longing for the weekend.  It also tells you that in spite of weekday appearances, there’s a man or woman with a sense of humor!

So, is your “Easy Rider” young or old, male or female?  It doesn’t matter.  There are all kinds of business gift ideas but I tend to go with those that are of special meaning to the recipient and will give us all a good laugh.  Riders have to watch out for “red necks”.  They’re a real pain for the biker types!  Now before you go thinking about your neighbor that kicked the five dogs out from under his mobile home so he could find the keys to his rusty old pick up to dig out his half drunk bottle of Billy beer, we’re talking red neck, not Redneck. You’ve see them, those lilywhite bikers that go off on their bikes with a tank top and forget all about Mr. Sun up in the sky.  After a few hours, they’ve got some of the worst “red-neck” you’ll ever see.  So, why not get them some “Red Neck Repellent?  This super gift is not only hilarious but it’s also practical.

 Can you imagine giving a bottle of “Old Fart Spray “as a gift?  This is designed specifically for the old farts out there, whatever their age, that ride and get stiff joints or achy muscles.  The product helps keep the rider in the saddle a little longer by providing some great analgesic relief to sore spots and the name is a riot.  When a biker receives some “Old Fart Spray” their initial reaction is laughter but then they notice that the bottle is properly sized for the motorcycle rider and the quality product inside has a practical purpose.  Picture your best client whipping out his “Old Fart Spray” while he’s talking to others, they see the bottle, they all laugh and then, your name comes up.  Suddenly that old fart is giving you some free advertisement!

When you start looking past the obvious junk, you’ll find that unique business gift ideas will be much more appreciated by your coworkers, clients, bosses or assistants.  They are expecting that standard everyday junk they always receive.  Why not surprise them with a gift that says; “Hey, I cared enough to take the time to get you something personal and special”.  These fun presents aren’t just gag gifts but great practical items that have fun names and packaging.  If someone gets one of these, doesn’t laugh, hug your neck or immediately turn to show it to someone else, then break out the mirror to stick under their nose and check to see if they’re still breathing!

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March 8, 2010

Executive Gifts

The Leap file box is the perfect client appreciation gift. Engraved with the recipients name on the outside of the box and the agents name on the inside of the box. It will forever become a practical reminder of your relationship. Includes 30 legal hanging file folders and leap file headers. The box measures 11″ x 17 1/2″ x 12 3/4″. Specify personalization up to 20 characters for the outside plate and 40 characters for the inside plate. Engraving is included in the pricing. Personalized Gifts, Fathers Day Gifts, Mens Gifts, Gift Ideas, Office Gifts

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Client Retractable Ballpoint Pen

Pentel BK910C-A [ PENBK910CA ]: Client Retractable Ballpoint Pen, Blue Brl, Black Ink, Med Pt, 1.0 mm. Smooth latex-free grip provides extended writing comfort & exceptional balance & control. Smooth, round barrel & chrome accents make this pen distinctive. Can be engraved to add originality to the perfect gift. Easy-click retractable tip for your writing convenience. Refillable with Pentel BKC10 refill. Special Ink Type: n/a; Pen Style: Retractable; Ink Color(s): Black; Pen Type: Ballpoint. .. PENBK910CA, PEN-BK910CA, PENBK910C-A or PEN-BK910C-A

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Microsoft Windows Small Business Server 2003 5-User CAL Client Access Licenses Pack.

The Microsoft Client User Access License Pack for Small Business Server 2003 product supports 5 Client Access Licenses. Mfr. Model: T74-01094. There is no software media included in the kit. Package Contents : Card Win SBS CAL 2003 English User 5-CAL OEM COA: Win SBS CAL 2003 COA ORY OEI SA 5 Clt User CAL PID3 Grp088 Packaged in padded envelope. References : | Manufacturer | Limited Warranty : No Returns on Licensing Products. Please make sure you need SBS 2003 CALs before ordering this product. SBS CALs are not usable in place of Terminal Server CALs. Related Items : | Microsoft Software | Microsoft Hardware | Software | Software Licensing | Translucent Components | System Accessories | Gift Ideas | (by022604)

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February 15, 2010

Silver Executive Box Gift by Things Remembered

The polished silver and clean, decorative lines on this elegant box speak of strength and sophistication, the ideal place for anyone to store their valuables. And when you add a personal message, they’ll never forget who gave it to them. It also makes an appropriate business gift for clients, colleagues or star performers, with your company logo and mission statement engraved on it.

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Personalized Office Gifts - Rosewood Pen and Pencil Gift Set

The “write” gift for any business associate, client or new graduate! Crafted of the finest rosewood, our handsome sets are sure to be used and appreciated. Features the recipient’s name or initials, artfully engraved on the pen and pencil. The matching solid wood case makes an impressive presentation, especially with the recipient’s full name or any two-line message engraved on the lid.

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February 3, 2010

Mystery Leather Gift for CLC VIP Clients

Just add this item to your cart and claim your free leather gift! The $7.95 will be deducted from the cart total and you just have to pay for the minimum shipping & handling costs. This leather gift is available at NO cost only to our VIP opt-in email clients, who have ordered from us in the past and have received a link in their email with a special code. Please note that this surprise gift is valued at $25 (if not more)! Thanks again for your business and your trust.

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January 26, 2010

Snack Gift Basket - Stack

Snack Gift Baskets are the perfect gift for family, friends, clients, and business associates. Snack gift baskets are always an excellent gift when you are not sure what to give. Everyone is guaranteed to love the gourmet snacks inside! As magnificent to look at, as the award winning gourmet snacks inside are to eat, there is something for everyone in our Snack Gift Baskets.

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I work for a computer software company, and some of our clients pays monthly for us to send out emails to customers about birthdays, promotions, and gift cards. I just started working here, and they have asked if I know a way to write a bulk email showing our clients email rather than our own. Is there a way to send an email in outlook, or other program, in which the receivers dont see who else receives the email, and that the email comes from our clients email address.

Yeah, you simply know a way. It’s always been that way and it always will very likely stay that way, too



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